Buying Guitar Strings

Here is a story called:

Buying Guitar Strings

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Buying Guitar Strings While Female

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How to Pass Time While Awaiting Service

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Just A Set of Mediums, Please

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Are You Sure?

People Often Say ‘Mediums’ When They Need ‘Lights’

(And Other Things Never Said to Men)

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I Can Only Imagine What Else You Think I Need

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Unsolicited:

Man Expounds on The Dangers of Unnecessary Gauge

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That Time No One Asked Me What Guitar/Style I Play

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When The Customer Is Wrong:

My Money Isn’t Green; It’s Drenched in Menses

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Odd Choices Men Make:

Carrying Retail Items Which No One Needs

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Just The Mediums, Thanks

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Did I Fucking Stutter

THE END

Side note: when in Northampton, MA, I highly recommend shopping at the

multi-gender-owned and -staffed worker co-op Downtown Sounds.

(Would that I had gone there, instead.)